Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..