Afghani Jokes

What did the Afghani immigrant say when he got a new truck?

Nice.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Obsess Jokes More Obsess Jokes

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

a 'fan'atic.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

B52 Jokes More B52 Jokes

How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Osama Bin Laden Jokes More Osama Bin Laden Jokes

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.