What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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Neal

What three words will emasculate any man?

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What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"