What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.