What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man