What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.