What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.