What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."