What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls