What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.