What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

90 Degree Jokes More 90 Degree Jokes

How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.