How are women like 90 degrees?

They're always right.

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!