Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.