Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)