Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.