Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.