What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki