What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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They need clean air.

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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki