What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki