What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

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What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki