Xanax since he's a Bartender
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
It makes them feel popular.
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
It's beer pressure.
It doesn't need cleaning
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.
For his Borderline Personality Disorder.
To stop Hispanic attacks.
You're drunk ET, go home!"
You better not try to start anything.
