What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.