What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble