Xanax since he's a Bartender
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Stone.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
Indifferential.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Juan
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
For his Borderline Personality Disorder.
To stop Hispanic attacks.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
The bartender says, "Central Park."