What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.