What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!