What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

You're cut off."