Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ?

Unstable.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.