Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.