Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What do you call a homeless horse with a Borderline Personality Disorder ?

Unstable.