Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.