Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.