Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.