Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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It didn't peso well.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

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A tourist.