Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Spanish Person Jokes More Spanish Person Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos