Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)