Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What do laws and virgins have in common?

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What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles?

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

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They only had two vans

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What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Who is that walking up my driveway?

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.