Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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It fro's up.

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