Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

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How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?

Pringls

What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?

The Qu Qu Qu?

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.