Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

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What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

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What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

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He writes scary stories.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender