What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Why are chickens never virgins?

A: Because when they're born they get laid.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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Uber Jokes More Uber Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.