Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
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They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
One prick...and it's all over.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Hispanic attacks.
Well they deleted
Most people reddit before
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
A: A violator.
One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
Hmm No risk do both.
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
A child with pitchfork in his back