What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.