What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What do you call a black lesbian in the workplace?

A lawsuit in a pantsuit.