What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...