Dad jokes
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A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Formed a coustic d'tat
Retards don't wear Black.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
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Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
My nailses
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.
100% chance of snow
A plateau
A: A back-handed compliment.
Wife: Your sense of humor.
A very wet sense of humor
The vaults!
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
An innertube.
Noble gas
