Dad jokes
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A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Formed a coustic d'tat
Retards don't wear Black.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
My nailses
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Dead Pan.
I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
Fetus Deletus
The entrance is a dumbledore.
HAAAAANNNNND EEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
Crucified.
Chit-Shatting
