Form Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Where are PCs formed?

In the computerus.

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

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What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian?

A Yutopia

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.

What do you call a hip French black guy?

Latrill

Surrender Jokes More Surrender Jokes

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.