Dad jokes
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A Yutopia
Plaqueface
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Formed a coustic d'tat
Retards don't wear Black.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
In the computerus.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
They'd form pigget lines.
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
Because the devil takes many forms.
It was an emergent sea.
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
A gramma ray
My nailses
They have trouble forming solutions.
Parents.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
A better son.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
Vachina Town
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
Find out after the break.
Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"
Damn, son. It's about time!
My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton
When Jesus cleared the temple.
The vaults!
The baby and the dad.
I don't think they'll fit me.
