What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond