Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had