Because the devil takes many forms.
He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)
A chocolate bar
The Post Office
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...
He wanted their soles.
Secret Satan.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had