Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

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A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.