Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What do you call a pompous piece of bread?

A braguette.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry