Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.