Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.