Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.