Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Ralveoli.

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Banana Nut Bread!

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Because they are in bread.

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4. Prophet.

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He got suspended.

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What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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