When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What do you call pasta in a poor neighborhood?

Spaghetto

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.