What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!