What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.