What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.