What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

pay for the pizza.