What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.