What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?

The bored room !

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.