What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

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What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.