What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.