What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four