What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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A large pizza can feed a family.

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You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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Slot shaming.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"