What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four