What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.