What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!