What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron