What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!