What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

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Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!