Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.