Where's my money?

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Loan Shark Jokes More Loan Shark Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!