Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why do audiophiles nerver loose a fight?

Because they're lossless.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles