Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.