Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.