Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed