Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.