Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!