Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.