Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Why couldn't the 3 speed mixer get auto insurance?

He was high whisk.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.