Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.