Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.