How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

How does an optometrist make love?

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