How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.