How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

What do you call 3 Puerto Ricans, 1 Chinese Man, and 4 black guys?

A water sprinkler.

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.