What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy