What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*