What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

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How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!