What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!