What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!