What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck