Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.