What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.