What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What my iPhone and Steve Jobs have in common?

They are both dead...

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!