What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.