Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Misspell the paunch line.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
Crack it before they hack it.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.