What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

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What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!