Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

10 Minute Jokes More 10 Minute Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues