Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Because he had a vowel movement.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.