Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.