Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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You will find out when the light comes on.

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.