I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
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Coffee Mug
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed
I'm not coming into work today
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Because they use honey combs!
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
At the Schopenhauer.
A country.
They both love stoning women.
A bad judge of character.
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
