I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
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Coffee Mug
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Nun
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
It is about 2 hours long.
Because it said "concentrate"!
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
They're not infallible
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Crossfit
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
