I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
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You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
He got hit by a bus!
So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
He just couldn't hack it.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Single Handedly
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Your Ti"ming"!
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