10 Minute Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

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Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

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System Jokes More System Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What movie are you seeing?

M: I'm not.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Hack Jokes More Hack Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

How fast can you hack into the system!?

20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"