How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "