How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Beauty Salon Jokes More Beauty Salon Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed