How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed