How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed