Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile