Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!