Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.