What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."