What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"