What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

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What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!