What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.