What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.