A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Because no one wants them.
A Shih Tzu
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
She didn't have the balls to do it
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
