What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches?

Salvador Deli.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.