Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.