Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.