Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!