Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos