What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA