What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!