What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.