What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla