What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!