What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo