Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.