Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.