Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!