Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.