Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

removed

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!