What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC