What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: