What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC