What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

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What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (: