Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.