Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)