Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.