What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.