What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.