Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.