Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side