Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.