Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Where'v you been all day?

At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.