Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smellicopter!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."