Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.