Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

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Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.